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I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

that is one sadistic bird 

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lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

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zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

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arnazingphil:

keirushi:

arnazingphil:

hello my baby

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hello my honey

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hello my ragtime gal

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WHAT IS GOING ON

send me a kiss by wire

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baby my heart’s on fire

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klavinerd:

Steve called in a few favors

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unamusedsloth:

Contrary to popular belief…

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kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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hannahdosserie:

this is the most comforting thing i have ever seen

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vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

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THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

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555man-made-god:

frustrated-father:

Commander Shepard is real

OMFG

OHEY LOUISA YOU’RE ON MY DASH :>

LOL OOPS…. Looks like someone found my Shep selfie and posted it on tumblr. vuv

GOD DAMMIT WOMAN HOW ARE U EVEN REAL OMG <3

The Queen of the Galaxy in the flesh everybody better fucking bow down

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  • decades of horror cinema: what if maturing girls developed telekinesis, would that be scary or what
  • matilda: what if maturing girls developed telekinesis, hell yeah, that would fuckin own
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broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

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rneowies:

rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

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guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

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